last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
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So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
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I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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