I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
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I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
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It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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