dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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