:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
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so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
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I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
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