The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
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when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
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All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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