I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
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Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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