My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
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standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
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Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*