A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
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It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
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It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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