My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
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She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
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DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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