actually, I'm a sock model
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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