Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
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i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
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Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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