i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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