And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
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Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
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The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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