No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
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You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
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we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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