Where is the hickey?
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
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she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
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Have you been drinking my beer?
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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