we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
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...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
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I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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