the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
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i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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