I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
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drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
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I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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