his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
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Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
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Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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