I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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