Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
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According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I love how my cats smell like pot.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
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Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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