I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
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You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
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I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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