Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
you made out with another girl for some wings
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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