He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I need to stop coming to work sober
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
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I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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