Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
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The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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