I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
it glows. i had to have it.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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