i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
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Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
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Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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