the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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