you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
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My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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