Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
