I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
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well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
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I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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