Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
no more duck duck goose at the bar
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID