i jhust puked up my retainher.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
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when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
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I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.