she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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