Me too!
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
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I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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