the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
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you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
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I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Randomize