I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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