Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
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he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
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Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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