So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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