he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
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Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
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Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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