I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
