We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
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Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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