YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
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I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
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I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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