Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
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I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
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Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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