It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
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I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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