All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I forgot how hot balto sounded
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
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No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
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he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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