can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
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Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
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I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.