your room smells of hookers.
And success
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
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Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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