yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
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