My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
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You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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