the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
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If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
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why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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